Bob's Last Day In Public School

Keith: Bob I hear you were a good student. When and why did the teacher run you off?
Bob:becouse i spilt the milk when i was in the sixth grade.
Keith: I bet you did more than that Bob. Tell the whole story.
Bob:well we were not getting along to good anyway the techer wanted me to be quite one day and i cante be quiet and think at the same time i must resite what i am thinking aloud.
Keith:What did the other kids think?
Bob:they thought i shoud be quite.
Keith:Where was this school and what year did you hit the road.
Bob: roundstone the school the year was 1963.
Keith: Did you beg to go back to school and if NO. why not?
Bob:i did not beg to go back becouse i was afraid they would be trouble again.
Keith: Where would you be today if you had gone back to school for another six years?
Bob: in the whitehouse as president.
Keith: I bet we would be better off with Elliott than Bush. What do you think?
Bob:of course
Keith: What would Elliot do different?
Bob:call the service people home from every where.
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